Jokes, Sms

1) 1ltr = 1000 ml
1/2ltr =500ml
1/4 = 250 ml

But
But liquors
1full = 750 ml
1half = 375 ml
1quarter= 180 ml

Sala bewadon ko Sarkar bhi bewakuf banati hai.

2) GITA SAAR KATHA - Mobile nirjiv hai , Sim jiski atma , SMS woh gyan hai , jo batane se badhta hai . Ishliye , hey prani balance ka moh tyag!!!

3) SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai BATMAN Raato mei Ghoom Raha Hai & Humara DOBBERMAN "SMS" Padh Raha Hai...!!! :)

4) What is the similarity betwen "Baygon-spray" & "Body-spray" .??
If u Use Baygon spray u will die& If u Don't use Body spray othrs will Die...

5) DIYA MIRZA
D.O.B:15/10/ 80
Wght:49 kgs., height: 5'7",Color: Normal Indian
Birth place: hydrabad
Dream:Bhai banungi to sirf is msg padne vale ki.

6) U R GHONCHU...
G- Great H-Hot
O-One in a million N-Naughty
C-Cute
H-Humble
U-Unique
Zyada mat khush ho... ho to ghonchu hi...!!!!! :)

7) Palko pe apni bithaya hai apko, Badi duaon k bad paya hai apko, Asani se nahin mile aap, Africa ke ghane jungle se churaya hai aapko!!

8) Meri gali mein aana, thoda muskurana, thoda sharmana, thoda itrana aur phir zor se chilaana 'LOHA TINA SISI BOTAL PLASTIC'

KABADIWALA.

9) Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha

Fir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye

Aate gaye

fir

fir

fir

fir kya

MUJHE

ATHANNI Deni Hi Padi.

10) If ppl say u r crazy b patient, u r monkey relax, u r mad b cool, bt if they say u r smart, thappad lagana sale ko! mazaak ki bhi had hoti hai....:)


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