1) Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae !

2) LIFE is a LIE, when the F is missing.
"F" is nothing but ur Friendship.
I Hope I will never be missing the "F" in my LIFE...!!

3) The miracle of FRIENDSHIP..
speaks 4m 1 heart 2 another!
It listens 4 unspoken needs!
It recognizes secret dreams.
The FRIENDSHIP understands the silent things!

4) Thought-Have the determination of a mirror which never lose its ability to reflect even if it is broken into 100 pics

5) Troubles are like a washing machine....
They Twist, Turn & Knock us around, but in the end we come out Cleaner, Brighter & Better than Before. GUD DAY.

6) Hope is always available to us. When we feel defeated, we need only to take a deep breath and say, "Yes,"and hope will reappear.

7) G-Go 2 bed
O-Off d light
O-Out of tension
D-Dreams come
N-Nice sleep
I -Ignore worry
G-Get fresh
H-Have a nice night
T-Thank 2 GOD.
Good night....

8) Never look 4 Beauty,It will fade away1day. Never look4good Skin,it will grow old1day. But look 4a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!.. . . .

9) You are like a beautiful flower,which BLOSSOMS in all its beauty and splendour.May it spread lots of LOVE and HAPPINESS in your world.

10) Frndship is a silent gift of nature.More old,more strong.More deep,more clear.More close,more warm&Less words
more undrstanding...........


Posted By Nimesh Khandelwal......

SMS --MISS YOU

 

Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.

 

 

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge,
Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.

 

 

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.

 

 

Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay
Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay
Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay

 

 

 

Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai

 

 

Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote,
In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote.
Hum bhi na karte parwah,
Agar aap itne pyare na hote

 

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Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

 

 

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

 

 

If u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don’t feel its ignorance,
But u don’t touch n still feels its love.

 

 

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai…
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

 

 

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

 

 

Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,
Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,
Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,
Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.

 

 

Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye,
Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne,
Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye.

 

 

Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge
Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.

 

 

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….

 

 

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.

 

 

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

 

 

Phool juda hai kato se,
Khushbu se nahi,
Hum juda hai unse,
Magar dil se nahi.

 

 

 Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.

 

 

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!

 

 

Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.

 

 

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

 

 

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

 

 

Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.

 

 

 

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.

 

 

Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha

 

 

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you,
the sun for the day,
the moon for the night
and you forever.

 

 

1000 words I could say,
1000 wishes I could pray,
1000 miles legs could walk,
1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
1000 times i’ll b true,
1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

 

 

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.

 

 

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

 

 

Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena

 

 

A bhai! Itna sannata kyon hai?
Kitne der se sms ki ghanti nahi baji.
Yeh sare network fuse hogaye
Ya mere dost hi kanjus hogaye

 

 

Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.

 

 

Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai

 

 

Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai

 

 

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.

 

 

Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..

 

 

Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!

 

 

Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

 

Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega

 

 

Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

 

 

Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

 

 

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge

 

 

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de....

 

Published By Nimesh Khandelwal-8821821110

                                    Nimesh Khandelwal
Wishes You and Your Family a Very Happy New Year 2013...........

1) Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL, 
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah.

2) Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi krwa diyo

3) Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI - Ek dum. Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do. 

4) MAFI NAMA:
Agar
meri
raat
ko
msgs 
bhejne
ki
aadat
se
aap
pareshan
hai to
aap
apna
mobile 
toilet me fek dena 
NA RAHEGA BAS NA BAJEGI BASURI.

5) Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?

6) Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..

7) Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

8) What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

9) 1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:'(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

10) Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...

LATEST JOKES......

1) Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

2) It was Santa's weding aniversary.Preeto :Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

3) Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho chhaon me tum ho.Sach hi suna tha.buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota...

4) U'r very special for me. I'm very concerned about u'r safety. But I can't be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 anothe
r!

5) Definition of a Nurse
" a young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal...!

6) To,
The A.C.P,
Police station

Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him & encounter His USELESS mobile !

7) Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,YAMRAJ ke mobile se SMS kia kareng
e

8) Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI. 

9) Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!!

10) 
Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT" Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI" phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI". 

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

MY SMS COLLECTION.........

1) Har nazar ko ek nigah ka haq hai.Har rooh ko ek aah ka haq hai.Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain is duniya mein.Hame bhi ek gunah ka haq hai.

2) Tanhai ko humdam ki zarurat hai,Har zakhm ko marham ki zarurat haiMuddat se bechain hai ji apnaShayad ek naye gham ki zarurat hai

3) Woh bevafa nikli toh kya hua, kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha, tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla, tadapna bhi toh ussi ne sikhaya tha...

4) Tarasta hai dil teri awaz ke liye,tere mohabbath bhare chand alfaz ke liye,kardo hume fanaa apni iss ada se,tadapte hai hum teri iss saza ke liye

5) Suraj vo jo din bhar aasman ka saath de, chaand vo jo rat bhar taron ka saath de,pyar vo jo zindagi bhar saath de aur dosti vo jo har khushi aur gam me sath de.

6) Hum jaise Dost hote nahi sbhi ke liye,Ye tohfa hai kisi kisi ke liye,Kyun jala rakhi hai shama bujha dijiye kya hum kum hain ROSHNI ke liye.

7) Wo jo karta hai takrar bahutDar haqiqat usse hai pyar bahutRishto pe shiddat kahan se aayeKhidkiyan hai nahi deewar bahutUski awaaz ka jadoo kya chaltaEhsaas kam hai jhankar bahut

8) Msg ka len den uhi chalta rahega,pyar ka silsila badta rahega,aap delete karte reh jaoge,per aapka dil or cell hamare pyar bhare sms se barta rahega.

9) Tu har pal is dil k pas hai,kya tujhe is baat ka ehsaas hai,Agar nahi to ek bar iss dil k pas akar dekh le, yeh dil tere bina kitna udaas hai....

10) Usulo par jo anch aaye to takrana zaruri haiGar zinda ho to zinda nazar aana zaruri haiBahut bebak ankho mein talluk tik nahi pataMuhabbat mein kasish rakhne ko sharmana zaruri hai.....

FROM : NIMESH KHANDELWAL

Jokes, Sms

1) 1ltr = 1000 ml
1/2ltr =500ml
1/4 = 250 ml

But
But liquors
1full = 750 ml
1half = 375 ml
1quarter= 180 ml

Sala bewadon ko Sarkar bhi bewakuf banati hai.

2) GITA SAAR KATHA - Mobile nirjiv hai , Sim jiski atma , SMS woh gyan hai , jo batane se badhta hai . Ishliye , hey prani balance ka moh tyag!!!

3) SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai BATMAN Raato mei Ghoom Raha Hai & Humara DOBBERMAN "SMS" Padh Raha Hai...!!! :)

4) What is the similarity betwen "Baygon-spray" & "Body-spray" .??
If u Use Baygon spray u will die& If u Don't use Body spray othrs will Die...

5) DIYA MIRZA
D.O.B:15/10/ 80
Wght:49 kgs., height: 5'7",Color: Normal Indian
Birth place: hydrabad
Dream:Bhai banungi to sirf is msg padne vale ki.

6) U R GHONCHU...
G- Great H-Hot
O-One in a million N-Naughty
C-Cute
H-Humble
U-Unique
Zyada mat khush ho... ho to ghonchu hi...!!!!! :)

7) Palko pe apni bithaya hai apko, Badi duaon k bad paya hai apko, Asani se nahin mile aap, Africa ke ghane jungle se churaya hai aapko!!

8) Meri gali mein aana, thoda muskurana, thoda sharmana, thoda itrana aur phir zor se chilaana 'LOHA TINA SISI BOTAL PLASTIC'

KABADIWALA.

9) Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha

Fir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye

Aate gaye

fir

fir

fir

fir kya

MUJHE

ATHANNI Deni Hi Padi.

10) If ppl say u r crazy b patient, u r monkey relax, u r mad b cool, bt if they say u r smart, thappad lagana sale ko! mazaak ki bhi had hoti hai....:)


"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch

Nimesh Khandelwal
9755618281, 9827567902, 9713457156

1) Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai, Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar,Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..
2) Tanha ho kabhi to mujko dhundna, duniya se nahi apne dil se puchna, Aas pas hi kahi basey rahte hai ham, yaado se nahi - saath guzare lamho se puchna.
3) Khahish Hi Nahi Alfaaz Ki... Chahat Ko To Zarurat Hai Bas Ehsaas Ki... Paas Hote To Manzar Hi Kya Hota... Door Se Khabar Hai Hume Aapki Har Saans Ki.
4) Dil jeet le wo zigar hum bhi rakhte hai,katl kr de wo nazar hum b rkhte hai,aapse wada hai hmara hamesha muskrane ka,Vrna ankho me samandar hum b rakhte hai
5) Pyar aa jata hain ankhon mein rone se pehle,har khwab tut jata hai sone se pehle,Ishq hai Gunnah yeh toh samajh gye,kaash koi rok leta yeh GUNAH hone se pehle.
6) Log mohabt ko khuda ka nam dete hai,agr koi krta hai to ilzam dete hai,kehte hai ki pathardil roya nahi karte,to pahado se jharne kyon gira karte hain..!
7) Baat-Baat Pe Sataya Nahi Karte, Samjhi Hui Baton Ko Samjhaya Nahi Karte, Karte Hain Jin Dosto Se Hum Pyar Itna. Unhe Hum Unki Ehmiyat Samjhaya nahi karte.
8) Dost k liye dosti hai ek Afsana milna bichadna hai ye Dastoor purana fir bhi sanjoye rkhna milneka Bahana taki barkrar rhe HAMARA DOSTANA...
9) Zindgi me Rah kaisi bhi ho Gujar jaynge,Ek din ham chupke se mar jayenge,Aaj rehte hai dosto ke dil me Yad ban ke,kal ansu ban ke ankho sE nikal jayenge
10) Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

TODAY SMS

Khusiyan apki kabhi kam na ho.Daman me aapke koi Gum na ho.
Jab Bhi Koi musibat aaye to Maa Sherawali aapke Sang me Ho
Happy navratri...

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