1) Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL, 
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah.

2) Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi krwa diyo

3) Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI - Ek dum. Aadmi -To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do. 

4) MAFI NAMA:
Agar
meri
raat
ko
msgs 
bhejne
ki
aadat
se
aap
pareshan
hai to
aap
apna
mobile 
toilet me fek dena 
NA RAHEGA BAS NA BAJEGI BASURI.

5) Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?

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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..

7) Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

8) What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

9) 1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
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:-C
:'(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

10) Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...